Driving me...INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ouch. My ears hurt. *cringe* I'm going insane. I am demented. Help. Ouch. My ears!!! There's a cricket somewhere in the house, and we can't find it. It's been chirping day and night. I'm really...really....LOSING IT. Jesus? HOW DO YOU MAKE IT STOP?! I'm sorry for any wrong doings, just make the stupid cricket SHUT UP! Probably looks like that ugly little insect in the top picture too. Can SOMEONE please tell me HOW you get rid of a cricket? It's like- everywhere at once! And worse, my mom claims that she can't even hear it. I hope my dad comes home and squashes it too pieces- unless he can't hear it either!!! Oh my GOSH that would be a complete NIGHTMARE! :( Wish me luck, and maybe I'll write again later, how my socks look good like wings on my back and how I was out sipping gold with leprechauns and apes.